Fast Thinking in 3 Steps:

Step 1

Deposit $999* fee via PayPal

Once received, the project is time stamped and ready to go.





Step 2

Send a 140 character brief via Twitter Direct Message to:


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Step 3

Within 24 hours you will receive your 140 character creative pitch from World's Fastest Agency via Twitter Direct Message.


"A Think-Ferrari not a Think-Tank"

"TOP 100 Brilliant Businesses 2013" - Entrepreneur Magazine

Please Note:  $999 isn't just buying you a creative solution, it's buying you 15 years of experience.  

We will bring this expertise along with dedication, imagination, passion, respect and a virtual team of over 2,000 best-in-class experts as background consultants.

About Us

World's Fastest Agency is a new kind of marketing and communications agency.

From briefing to a creative solution within 24 hours, WFA helps time-pressured clients keep pace with the lightning fast 24/7 global media and social culture.

Clients can say goodbye to 100-page PowerPoint decks, meetings, weeks of fee negotiation, countless emails, more meetings, lunch, meetings, scope of work to-ing and fro-ing, meetings, more emails, Q&A sessions, tissue meetings, inaudible conference call, pitch, feedback, feedback on the feedback, re-briefing, re-pitching, another meeting, more feedback, focus groups, another meeting, more emails....


Brief: "Gain media and buzz for our park anywhere small car"

Idea: "Attach replica cars to landmark city buildings."  


Brief:  "Create national media coverage for our sore throat lozenge"

Idea:  "Sell my voice on eBay, I'll shout the brand name every hour for a week"

These are two case studies based on previous non-WFA work but serve nicely as hypothetical examples of our areas of expertise include: tag lines, product and service naming, comms platforms, stunts, PR concepts, experiential, social & guerrilla.

FA is the world's first 100% Twitter based ad agency and is a subsidiary FHC LLC,  a creative marketing and communications consultancy ran by Floyd Hayes.  

Hayes was winner of the 2008  and 2013 Mirren Business Forum pitch battle where world class teams had four hours to be briefed and pitch a winning concept to a panel of industry experts.


"Very fast, very good." - Neal Davies, Pitch Judge & Former Partner, Naked Communications.

"A good marketing idea is worth its weight in gold, and I've paid a lot more in my day for less than worthy ideas from other ad agencies. We like the return on our small investment in the World's Fastest Agency on what turned out to be fun, creative thinking."  - Cotter Cunningham, CEO, RetailMeNot, Inc.

"Pregnant with marketing genius." - Adweek

Logo Credit: Nathan "Quick on the Draw" Simpson.



* ever notice ad agencies never place the price of their service online? This is because it's 10x this amount in order to pay for all that waffling on in endless meetings...